Chicken Tikka Taka
NLA FC
Sahara Scorpions
Flamingo FC
Thicc $tunnas
Exegol United
Fulchester United
Poundmaker
AFC Richmond
Nuclear Nuts
ASTRA Soccer Academy 1
ASTRA Soccer Academy 2
Simba Khukuri F.C
Chosen Generation FC
Cumberland FC
Proper Gander FC
Thunderducks FC
Galacticos FC
DRIFTERS FC
Whisky Jacks Mens Turf
Donald Duckers
Brazukada F.C.
Coed 1 - What the Hell?!?
Players
# | First | Last | Position |
| Cam | Banning | |
| Scott | Thompson | |
| Eileen | Zagiel | |
| Samara | Worth | |
| Brent | Regier | |
| Maggie | Phillips | |
| Linus | Neufeld | |
| Raelene | Regier | |
| Jeff | Neufeld | |
| Alyson | Meyers | |
| Leah | Hipperson | |
| Rory | Leith | |
| Javier | Gomez | |
| Trevor | Hunter | |
| Daniel | Godinez | |
| Andrew | Lockwood | |
| Myra | Opekokew | |
| James | Danyliw | |